Wrym: Her bottom is the tops.
Spectacular_92: She has a nice butt.
TheDenchLime: I need to find a girlfriend that makes me feel as ugly as Jessica Alba does
LivinTheDream412: I’d drink her bath water
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(Disclaimer: No I would not actually do that. Few of the guys at my old department and me had these 3 tiers of “hot” that we’d rate women on. The one I just used puts her at Tier 2. Tier 1 is super hot. Tier 2 being one in a million hot. Tier 3 is ‘the universe should implode around her she is so fucking hot’. Each has their own disgusting phrase we’d use.)
RonHowardsTaint: [The ad she was filming](https://youtu.be/qgFbcWAyerQ)
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TabXtra: Of all the great pictures of Jessica, This is not one of them.